Life

‎"How do you think I feel Mars?" Said Venus. "You're off playing soldiers while I'm at home with them 24/7. I can't even take them shopping. Last time in Woolworths they wrecked the place and it cost a small fortune. How am I supposed to explain why my boys have all got furry legs, hooves and horns?" 
Harold was beginning to get the message. On todays picnic, sex just wasn't going to happen.