Auto Eroticism

 Edna was surprised to find her car indulging in a passionate embrace! 

Uncommon History. Columbus' Cow.

The history of the Netherlands is the history of a maritime people thriving on a watery lowland river delta at the edge of northwestern Europe. The Netherlands is also the home of the Dutch Friesian cow, herds of which Dutch dairy farmers tended  on the verdant, tulip poxed plains. Both farmers and sailors lived completely oblivious to the significance of the peculiar, follicular, accoutrements of their bovine companions. For centuries they lived in bucolic ignorance with the key to the entire world right under their noses.
All this was to change in 1473 when an adventurous young man named Columbus began his apprenticeship as business agent for the important Centurione, Di Negro and Spinola Families of Genoa.
In May 1476, he took part in an armed convoy sent by Genoa to carry a valuable cargo to northern Europe. He docked in Bristol, England; Galway, Ireland and  Rotterdam in 1477, where he noticed these cows being loaded onto a barge on his evening stroll. The penny dropped and the rest, they say, is history.

Bronwyn Finds Out That Eric Is Married

"Your husband is ready dear." 

Improper Waste Disposal In Ancient Rome

"Oh my god Drusilla! I'm very disappointed in you! The dog is out there choking on your Tampax. Didn't you read the packet? It says  "dispose of properly" not,  "throw at an annoying puppy." I'll ring the vet. You get out there now and see what you can do."

Nostradamus Of Ancient Rome

 ‎"... and one day, they won't all gather to tell stories like we do. Instead, they'll stay in their homes and stare at a strange box for hours on end."