Nutless Rusty

After getting hit in the face by one of Mae's '59-Cadillac-bumperette-breasts, Rusty told her from the floor "- doesn't matter how much pressure you put on him, gorgeous. We needed a soprano for the County Sheriff Choir, and Bill, here, went and got himself castrated to oblige. The only rod you're gonna see around his drawers is the one in his holster!"

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