Brilliance From My Friend Aluminum Foil Hat

 ‎"Am I the catch of the day?" How droll your little pick-up lines are, madam ..."

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Gerald's Birthday Present Fail

"What am I supposed to do with this? Even with all your Morman mates I'll never get it through the front door!"

Not to be Missed! The United Arab Emirates' New Production of HMAS Pinafore

"Oh we sail the deep blue sea,
and our saucy ship's a beauty..."