Relaxing With The Family After Conquering The Barbarian Hordes

Strip twister was a popular pastime in Ancient Rome. The whole family could play, even the cherub and the horses!  

Improper Waste Disposal In Ancient Rome

"Oh my god Drusilla! I'm very disappointed in you! The dog is out there choking on your Tampax. Didn't you read the packet? It says  "dispose of properly" not,  "throw at an annoying puppy." I'll ring the vet. You get out there now and see what you can do."

Nostradamus Of Ancient Rome

 ‎"... and one day, they won't all gather to tell stories like we do. Instead, they'll stay in their homes and stare at a strange box for hours on end." 

Cheryl Of Ancient Rome

Gerald was quite ok with it when Cheryl invited him to have a three way, but when she invited the entire legion that was another thing entirely! 

At The Slave Market In Ancient Rome

"I know she doesn't have any pubes. It's the latest thing. It's called a Brazilian." 

Meanwhile...In Ancient Rome.....

"Fetch my umbrella Lydia. Julian flies like a bird but his wikileaks!"