Meanwhile...in Suburbia.

Our neighbor's meth lab had a terrible effect on our garden ornaments.

Uses For Your Recalcitrant Teenager

Recalcitrant teenagers make excellent shark bait

Greg's Compendium of Rare and Unusual Shakespeare Quotes

"Begone! Get thee to an apple house!" - William Shakespeare 

Greg's Tips on raising Teenagers Part 3

Randy young lads need to learn that juggling multiple girlfriends  often leads to trouble.

Greg's Tips on Raising Teenagers Cont.

Sometimes a parent's firm guiding hand may be seen as an unwelcome intrusion. 

Greg's Advice on Raising Teenagers

Never give your teenager the car-keys .