Ancient Facebook Wars

"Cyrus the Great "friended" Darius the Great on Facebook. Then Darius posted a fun status saying "Hey Cyrus. How can we all be the Great? Why don't you change your profile to Cyrus the Magnificent? So he did , but then Darius decided he wanted to be "The Magnificent" too, and why shouldn't he because he thought of it?  Anyway, the upshot of it was they  "unfriended" each other and now we're fighting this useless bloody war, I just hope I don't get dints in my new Armani armour!"