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"Harold! How many years have we been renovating now? SEVEN! That's how many. I'm sick of these bloody cherubs. There's a company here in the yellow pages that makes cherub screens for $49.95. That's NOTHING! I'll ring them if you like. It's just as well you're good in bed. If you'd been firing blanks like Jeremy I would have left you long ago!" |
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Showing posts with label Ancient Rome. caption. Show all posts
Sunday, 4 December 2011
DIY Leads To Relationship Tension In The Olden Days.
Unwanted Christmas Gifts
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Don't you just hate unwanted gifts at christmas time? One year my Mother sent me roofing thatch that she got on sale. What on Earth did she send me that for? I live in a tiny terrace house in the middle of Sydney. I've never even seen a thatched roof. No wonder she got it cheap. |
Saturday, 3 December 2011
Teenagers In The Olden Days
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| "NO!" said Salmina, "You can't have the hookahs back. The drug squad's outside. Get some clothes on and try not to look stoned!" |
In Ancient Rome With My Friend John Dudelsackpfeifer Varney
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"Little bugger stole the last Tim-Tam!!" |
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