Inspiration From My Friend Aluminum Foil Hat

"What's wrong?" said Gwendolyn in surprise.
"It's this armor." squealed Gawain like a rat under a truck tyre."It's so tight  I can't move! It locks up and my arms stick out like this when I get an erection."
"So much for the Atkins diet" replied Gwendolyn with a touch of sarcasm.
 An idea from my friend Aluminum Foil Hat http://aluminumfoilhatsociety.com/