High On Cherub Spray

"I want those f'ing cherubs gone before Joe gets home!" said Mary thinking this was the guy from the exterminator's, "And what is that stuff you're on? Is it poisonous? ARE YOU HIGH?" 
"You shall conceive a son!" said Gabriel from his cloud, "And you shall call him Jesus!"
"Oh right! And what's Joe going to think about this? You do know he's impotent? If you want to help out, just spray the f'ing cherubs and give Joe a hard on!"
"And another thing,"said Gabriel,"this isn't Cherub spray. It's a cloud. It gets me much higher than this!"

Angel Infidelity?

When the baby finally arrived an unfamiliar coldness descended on their relationship. George was delighted the wee mite had Eunice's beautiful skin but wings! He knew for sure wings didn't run in his family and was pretty sure they didn't run in Eunice's either. Had she bonked a man with wings and not told him? Was he raising another man's child as his own? He was wracked with gnawing doubts from morning till night and took to obsessively eating apples to ease the pain. Even Eunice's exposed breasts couldn't placate him. No man had suffered so much since Joseph and the "immaculate conception".

Relaxing With The Family After Conquering The Barbarian Hordes

Strip twister was a popular pastime in Ancient Rome. The whole family could play, even the cherub and the horses!  

DIY Leads To Relationship Tension In The Olden Days.

"Harold! How many years have we been renovating now? SEVEN! That's how many. I'm sick of these bloody cherubs. There's a company here in the yellow pages that makes cherub screens for $49.95. That's NOTHING! I'll ring them if you like. It's just as well you're good in bed. If you'd been firing blanks like Jeremy I would have left you long ago!"