Meanwhile, In The Woods

"Do you mind?"said the bear indignantly, "Us wildlife have to go too you know."

Child Rearing Tips From the Nineteen Fifties.

"I brought the kids some Valium." 

Batman Learns the Horrible Truth

"Holy poo punchers Darth! So how long did you say Robin and Skywalker have been seeing each other?!" 
from an idea from my friend Jim Parks

Penguin Flim Flam

‎"Welcome to Hawaii. The People of Hawaii would like to share their islands with you! The fresh, floral air energises you. The warm, tranquil waters refresh you. The breathtaking, natural beauty renews you. Look around. There’s no place on earth like Hawaii. Whether you're a new visitor or returning, our six unique islands offer distinct experiences that will entice any traveller. We warmly invite you to explore our islands and discover your ideal travel experience." Said Pip, desperately trying to convince the mob they hadn't been ripped off.