Batman Learns the Horrible Truth

"Holy poo punchers Darth! So how long did you say Robin and Skywalker have been seeing each other?!" 
from an idea from my friend Jim Parks

Our Shop Caters For Everyone!

Since we installed larger doors the local elephants have become some of our most regular customers. 

One of the elephants wouldn't pay so.... 

.....we threw him out of a train. 

We had to use a train because he wouldn't fit in the car.... 

....or the bus. BUT....

....We didn't know he was a friend of Batman's. 

We thought Batman would be really mad but he wasn't. He said the elephant should pay like everyone else. Throwing him out of a train was a bit much though. We should have called the police. Batman liked our coffee and became our best ever customer!

More Of Greg's relationship Advice

Remember, the woman you chose must be well presented. One day she's going to meet your mother.