My School Days

All the boys loved our maths teacher, Mrs Finklestein. We all loved being disciplined by her after school and would take it in turns to muck up. Douggie Hinklegruber even claimed he got to play 'hide the sausage' with her . When we heard this we were so excited we all went beserk in the hope of being kept back after school. One boy dropped his pants and bent over right in the classroom only to have her whip somehow connect with his nuts which led to a life time of infertility and a high squeaky voice that could kill cockroaches. He said it was worth it though.