Meanwhile, In The Woods

"Do you mind?"said the bear indignantly, "Us wildlife have to go too you know."

Saving Up For What's Really Important

For Ethyl, owning a new bicycle was far more important than buying clothes. 

Our Shop Caters For Everyone!

Since we installed larger doors the local elephants have become some of our most regular customers. 

One of the elephants wouldn't pay so.... 

.....we threw him out of a train. 

We had to use a train because he wouldn't fit in the car.... 

....or the bus. BUT....

....We didn't know he was a friend of Batman's. 

We thought Batman would be really mad but he wasn't. He said the elephant should pay like everyone else. Throwing him out of a train was a bit much though. We should have called the police. Batman liked our coffee and became our best ever customer!

TITANIC EXCLUSIVE. STRANGE NEW PHOTO REVEALED. SEE IT FIRST ON GREG SCOTT'S COMPENDIUM

Who was the first to discover the wreck? Were there more survivors than previously thought? This strange new photo, retrieved on a recent salvage operation, opens up a whole new area of enquiry. Did many survive in an air pocket and did this diver discover them? If so, why weren't they rescued? How was this kept a secret for one hundred years? Did he ever return to the surface or did he stay and sire a child as this women's diary suggests?  Take this entry from April 14, 1913.
"It's been a year now and all the men bore me. Some are handsome enough but on the whole they are just too quick.  To my delight though, Diver Dan dropped in from nowhere and he is just the kind of man about which one continually dreams!  He is dashing and heroic and I desperately want to have his baby. He's my little secret and I've forbidden him from mixing with the others as he doesn't possess the appropriate attire."

Inviting Grandpa For Supper

The cool thing about inviting Grandpa for supper was not having to wear any clothes.

Aluminum Foil Hat on The Moon

I told you there was no way they'd deliver in thirty minutes or less.
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Gay Sex In The Olden Days

In our enlightened modern age, it's hard to believe that sex acts between two consenting men were once  frowned upon and were actually against the law. In Victorian times however,  gay men noticed that male monkeys could do whatever the hell they liked, and so men wishing to liaise would dress as monkeys and couple with impunity. Thus, in the 1880's it was not uncommon to see male monkeys walking  the high street arm in arm, perhaps carrying a parasol or walking the dog. It was also common to witness a pairs of coupling monkeys while picnicking with the family on sunday afternoon in any one of London's many parks. No one batted an eyelid. People merely enjoyed the spectacle and threw the occasional peanut.