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The A1300 proctologist's plastic fantastic practice bum with dish washer proof rectum comes with an iphone app which gives a print out of penetration excellence and is available in 9 colors and three different genders. |
"They each have their own." he wept. "They can take them home, they don't have to worry about sick pay and, I'm told, it makes quite an attractive vase."
I attempted to console him without much success.
"I was always clean but plastic practice bums you have to wear gloves with, who knows why? " more sobbing, "I did fart occasionally though.....Do you think I farted too often?"
I said I didn't think so and suggested he could work as a living vase. It would be a real talking point at parties.
