Simon Whittaker's Effort

 They say the biggest danger in a car is "the nut behind the wheel", in this case it happened to be 2 nuts AND an arsehole.

Blow Job, Simon Whittacker's Fault

Darryl was asked if he'd be interested in a blow job in the ladies bathroom. 

Simon Whittaker's Version

It's not "JUST a cold" Eve. It's a MAN cold! 

Unfortunate Error

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   Deidre felt the fault was in the sign's wording, "45 degree parking, nose to curb".

                                                     (Simon Whittaker )