Cupid Denied

"No I'm not going to 'pull your finger!'" yelled Mary in exasperation, "Last time you did a jobbie on me!" 

Cupid Goes Through A Hoon Phase

During his teenage years, Cupid took to annoying people by zapping past way too close on a nifty racing cloud. Sometimes he would bomb victims with a fresh "number two" so it was little wonder that people applauded when the Romans introduced conscription. The squadrons of the Imperial Cherub Bomber Command were to become the very scourge of barbarians throughout the known World.