What Really Happened on the Road to Damascus.

"Pull my finger!" said Jesus from his cloud on high. With trepidation Saul rode forward and pulled only to be nearly knocked from his mount as Jesus farted out an entire new religion. Saul was so embarrassed he changed his name to Paul and stopped hanging out with his Pharisee mates. To this very day, when some one says "pull my finger" people run for cover.