This Didn't Happen

"The damned choir boy seduced me!" said Cardinal O'Hara desperately when Mother Superior entered without knocking. "God help us Mable! Do you really think a respected man of the cloth would debase himself in such a demeaning manner willingly? The boy has the devil in him. Get a grip Mable. You're dismissed. This never happened." 
"Woof, woof!" Said Mother Superior, leaving the room with a wry smile.