Flip's Really Excellent Version.

"I am so tired of Fran serving cat with every tea. How about

some cucumber sandwiches or petit four?"

http://hillblocksview.blogspot.com/2012/01/perhaps-i-shouldnt-self-medicate-out-of.html 

Flip on the Moon

Jan hated holiday shopping, she always had to park SO far away from the mall.  http://hillblocksview.blogspot.com/

Flip's Effort

Sally gasped in horror. There was no light at the end of THIS tunnel.  http://hillblocksview.blogspot.com/