Fans of Newt Gingrich

"It's cup a soup ladies. Do you like it? It's

"Eye of newt, and toe of frog,

Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--

For a charm of powerful trouble,


Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."


flavor. They're selling it to raise funds for Newt Gingrich. I met him at a swinger's party once. Such a lovely man. I sure caught his eye though I didn't make soup out of it. As I remember, I  inserted a carrot."

Early Feminists

"Now ladies. it's important as women that we reclaim our bodies which have forever been the property of the evil patriarchy. You'll find a small mirror on the table in front of you. Open your legs girls! We'll go down together! We'll sort out which witch is witch!"