Gay Sex In The Olden Days

In our enlightened modern age, it's hard to believe that sex acts between two consenting men were once  frowned upon and were actually against the law. In Victorian times however,  gay men noticed that male monkeys could do whatever the hell they liked, and so men wishing to liaise would dress as monkeys and couple with impunity. Thus, in the 1880's it was not uncommon to see male monkeys walking  the high street arm in arm, perhaps carrying a parasol or walking the dog. It was also common to witness a pairs of coupling monkeys while picnicking with the family on sunday afternoon in any one of London's many parks. No one batted an eyelid. People merely enjoyed the spectacle and threw the occasional peanut.