The Dangers Of Hitchhiking In The Olden Days

On days like this Buddy loved hitchhiking. The boys who gave him a ride seemed really friendly so when they asked him if he liked "anal" he said "yes" even though he had no idea what they were talking about. After all, why expose his small town origins and risk losing their friendship when they seemed so nice? He never thought to ask why they were in such a hurry to get to "the barn".