Jane Austen Out Takes 2 (Kate Warren's version)

 Jane's editor insisted she cut this bit too
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Mike Davis's Version

Oh crap! I forgot my spear.

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Ancient Facebook Wars

"Cyrus the Great "friended" Darius the Great on Facebook. Then Darius posted a fun status saying "Hey Cyrus. How can we all be the Great? Why don't you change your profile to Cyrus the Magnificent? So he did , but then Darius decided he wanted to be "The Magnificent" too, and why shouldn't he because he thought of it?  Anyway, the upshot of it was they  "unfriended" each other and now we're fighting this useless bloody war, I just hope I don't get dints in my new Armani armour!"

Fun At St Pat's

 At St Pats, the senior girls dormitory was where it all happened! 

Ahmed's Nuts

Ahmed was a little miffed. If this was paradise why was he chained to a rock? He could see the seventy two virgins lining up but some of them had babies so he felt he was being ripped off with single mothers. There where also some weird dudes who appeared to have come, perhaps as paying guests, just to watch. The worst thing of all was the first virgin was a vulture that picked at his nuts causing his tumescence to quickly subside. Oh why had he joined the Taliban? 

Jane Austen Out Takes

Jane's editor decided to cut this bit.

Matthew Said it Was A Donkey

Jesus was the big guys son. He could ride into town on whatever he liked.