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Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Things We Do Differently In Australia


In Australia we have dogs trained to drive drunk people home. Dogs are crap drivers but they are generally better than drunk people. If they get caught speeding they have to do time in the pound. 
What's really cool is when you're drunk all you have to do is whistle and the dog drives up and takes you home. How cool is that?


2 comments:

  1. umm... is it just me, or is anyone else disturbed by the dog's dong in the 2nd photo?
    i couldn't care less that Rover is at the wheel, it's just his erection is bugging me out big time!

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