Great Product

This Works

I tried it on this photo. 

Internet Dating Fail

Until she met Fredrick Jemima thought she was open minded.

Other World Tips For Your Traveling Sales Team

Appropriate attire may make the difference between closing a deal and going hungry.  Saleswoman of the year, Ethyl Merriman, makes no wardrobe errors when selling air conditioning to the folks down in hell.
(From an idea by Larry Cooperman)










 

Larry Cooperman

Occupy Wall Street

"I think they want beer Ethyl." 

Entertainment Fail. Cecil and Mabel go to the Wrong Address

They didn't seem to be enjoying the performance so Cecil and Mabel switched to doing it "doggy style." 

Jesus Public Relations Fail

The first time Jesus rode into Jerusalem no one turned up. Even the apostles were too embarrassed so an emergency meeting was called.                                                                                    
‎"Where were you guys?"said Jesus angrily. "And where were the dudes with the palm fronds?"
 "Just take a look at yourself." Retorted Peter, "Where on Earth did you get that outfit? Babylon?"
    The following sunday, Jesus went back to his everyday, one-size-fits-all, sack cloth grunge wear and Palm Sunday was born. Jesus was, however, ahead of his time, preceding twentieth century super heros by nearly two thousand years! 

Once more, Spiderman Prevails!

ore

Finally spiderman apprehended the evil culprit. Alas Mabel Johnson's virtue was no more, deflowered so cruelly by an ass of easy virtue while still in her prime. At last the  maidens, most fair and pure, of our illustrious shire could live in peace! Mighty Spiderman, you're a hero!