Jesus Public Relations Fail

The first time Jesus rode into Jerusalem no one turned up. Even the apostles were too embarrassed so an emergency meeting was called.                                                                                    
‎"Where were you guys?"said Jesus angrily. "And where were the dudes with the palm fronds?"
 "Just take a look at yourself." Retorted Peter, "Where on Earth did you get that outfit? Babylon?"
    The following sunday, Jesus went back to his everyday, one-size-fits-all, sack cloth grunge wear and Palm Sunday was born. Jesus was, however, ahead of his time, preceding twentieth century super heros by nearly two thousand years!