Young Andrew Gets A Rare Case Of Take Away Leg

"Look on the bright side son! The other day I had a boy with cheeseburger testicles. He couldn't wear pants and the girls at school kept taking bites out of them. You're much luckier, and more nutritious!" 

Bits They Left out of The Bible

"Never wash your whites with your colors! " said Jesus to his flock with an air of revelation.

Jesus Spends Some Quality Time With His Dad

"Hey Dad," said Jesus,"Do you think I should put these farting noises in the sermon on the mount?" 

Traditional Methods For Calming Children

Placate insane children the easy way with all new Scott's, valium enriched bread!

Auto Eroticism

 Edna was surprised to find her car indulging in a passionate embrace! 

Uncommon History. Columbus' Cow.

The history of the Netherlands is the history of a maritime people thriving on a watery lowland river delta at the edge of northwestern Europe. The Netherlands is also the home of the Dutch Friesian cow, herds of which Dutch dairy farmers tended  on the verdant, tulip poxed plains. Both farmers and sailors lived completely oblivious to the significance of the peculiar, follicular, accoutrements of their bovine companions. For centuries they lived in bucolic ignorance with the key to the entire world right under their noses.
All this was to change in 1473 when an adventurous young man named Columbus began his apprenticeship as business agent for the important Centurione, Di Negro and Spinola Families of Genoa.
In May 1476, he took part in an armed convoy sent by Genoa to carry a valuable cargo to northern Europe. He docked in Bristol, England; Galway, Ireland and  Rotterdam in 1477, where he noticed these cows being loaded onto a barge on his evening stroll. The penny dropped and the rest, they say, is history.

Bronwyn Finds Out That Eric Is Married

"Your husband is ready dear."