Trigger Discovers the Unpalatable Truth !

Trigger was shocked! He had offspring everywhere! He'd always thought Dave was giving him the "horsey happy ending" because he loved him! 

A Horse and his Hole

Trigger loved his new hole. 

Meanwhile Down on the Farm

After eating the lovely mushrooms trigger believed he was a squirrel and went looking for nuts. 

Suspicions CONFIRMED!

Gerald always suspected his wife had a lover, and now, finally, the scoundrel had left a clue! 

Greg's Advice to Zookeepers

Feeding seals during the mating season is fraught with difficulties. If approached by an amorous male keep your arse hole to the wall at all times. 

Rare and Hitherto Unknown Shakespeare Quotes

 
        "What fart through yonder window breaks?" 

Meanwhile.... at the Monastery

‎"No, no, no" Cried the Bishop, "I told you to PLUCK the chickens!" 

From my friend Simon Whittaker

Greg's Tips for Outdoor Sex

Check the pots.
 

In a Man's Hole

" I know. It's cool, right? I was thinking about getting it stitched closed, but I decided on a zipper instead. That way, I can store loose change and stuff in there ... " 
from my friend Aluminum Foil Hat

The Queen Secretly Visits the Front Line

"Give it here you Moron!" yelled Her Majesty, "If you want something done right you still have to do it yourself!" 
photo thanks Lucas de Jong

A Post in Which I Finally Remember Where I Left My Bike

Meanwhile...in Suburbia.

Our neighbor's meth lab had a terrible effect on our garden ornaments.

Uses For Your Recalcitrant Teenager

Recalcitrant teenagers make excellent shark bait

Greg's Compendium of Rare and Unusual Shakespeare Quotes

"Begone! Get thee to an apple house!" - William Shakespeare 

Greg's Tips on raising Teenagers Part 3

Randy young lads need to learn that juggling multiple girlfriends  often leads to trouble.

Greg's Tips on Raising Teenagers Cont.

Sometimes a parent's firm guiding hand may be seen as an unwelcome intrusion. 

Greg's Advice on Raising Teenagers

Never give your teenager the car-keys . 

Meanwhile, In The Woods

"Do you mind?"said the bear indignantly, "Us wildlife have to go too you know."

Child Rearing Tips From the Nineteen Fifties.

"I brought the kids some Valium."