Greg Scott's Compendium of the Weird and Wonderful

Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Trigger was shocked! He had offspring everywhere! He'd always thought Dave was giving him the "horsey happy ending" because he loved him!

Trigger loved his new hole.

After eating the lovely mushrooms trigger believed he was a squirrel and went looking for nuts.

Gerald always suspected his wife had a lover, and now, finally, the scoundrel had left a clue!

Feeding seals during the mating season is fraught with difficulties. If approached by an amorous male keep your arse hole to the wall at all times.

"What fart through yonder window breaks?"