Trigger Discovers the Unpalatable Truth !

Trigger was shocked! He had offspring everywhere! He'd always thought Dave was giving him the "horsey happy ending" because he loved him! 

A Horse and his Hole

Trigger loved his new hole. 

Meanwhile Down on the Farm

After eating the lovely mushrooms trigger believed he was a squirrel and went looking for nuts. 

Suspicions CONFIRMED!

Gerald always suspected his wife had a lover, and now, finally, the scoundrel had left a clue! 

Greg's Advice to Zookeepers

Feeding seals during the mating season is fraught with difficulties. If approached by an amorous male keep your arse hole to the wall at all times. 

Rare and Hitherto Unknown Shakespeare Quotes

 
        "What fart through yonder window breaks?"