Trigger was shocked! He had offspring everywhere! He'd always thought Dave was giving him the "horsey happy ending" because he loved him!
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Saturday, 7 July 2012
Tuesday, 3 July 2012
Friday, 29 June 2012
Saturday, 23 June 2012
Wednesday, 20 June 2012
Feeding seals during the mating season is fraught with difficulties. If approached by an amorous male keep your arse hole to the wall at all times.
Tuesday, 12 June 2012
Sunday, 10 June 2012
Saturday, 9 June 2012
" I know. It's cool, right? I was thinking about getting it stitched closed, but I decided on a zipper instead. That way, I can store loose change and stuff in there ... "
from my friend Aluminum Foil Hat
Sunday, 3 June 2012
|"Give it here you Moron!" yelled Her Majesty, "If you want something done right you still have to do it yourself!" |
photo thanks Lucas de Jong
Friday, 1 June 2012
Tuesday, 29 May 2012
Monday, 28 May 2012
Sunday, 27 May 2012
Friday, 25 May 2012
Monday, 21 May 2012
"Holy poo punchers Darth! So how long did you say Robin and Skywalker have been seeing each other?!"
from an idea from my friend Jim Parks
Sunday, 20 May 2012
Saturday, 12 May 2012
Monday, 7 May 2012
Sunday, 6 May 2012
Tuesday, 24 April 2012
Friday, 20 April 2012
That morning, when little Justin was on the swing, Judy realized he didn't quite look like the other girl's babies. Oh if only she'd kept the lights on when she fell pregnant that night after the school prom!
Inspiration from my kiwi mate Phil Mclean
Posted by Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderful at 17:27
Wednesday, 18 April 2012
" I usually play first violin but one of the viola's is
allergic to my feathers."Carlo Saraceni, St. Cecilia and the Angel, c. 1610
Friday, 13 April 2012
Tuesday, 10 April 2012
"Help!" Cried Jesus. "I'm scared of heights!"
"Stay up there a minute." replied Zacchaeus, "I know just what to do!"
Sunday, 8 April 2012
Wednesday, 4 April 2012
Saturday, 24 March 2012
Friday, 23 March 2012
Thursday, 22 March 2012
Jesus went to look again when Peter said, "He fed 5,000 with six fishes and a few loaves. Why couldn't he have made 5,000 frisbees before loosing our only one?'
"I agree!" said Judas with a sly grin. "He has already betrayed us!"
To be continued....
Tuesday, 20 March 2012
"It's Murphy's law," said Jesus to the blind man as he felt something crunch under foot, "You drop a contact lens and some sod always steps on it. Looks like it's going to be a long time no see for you my man!"
"I'm sorry," said Maria, "I didn't order this. I ordered the Boeuf Bourguignon, slow cooked in red wine and broth, and served with sauteed mushrooms and perl onions."
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
|"What's wrong?" said Gwendolyn in surprise.|
"It's this armor." squealed Gawain like a rat under a truck tyre."It's so tight I can't move! It locks up and my arms stick out like this when I get an erection."
"So much for the Atkins diet" replied Gwendolyn with a touch of sarcasm.
An idea from my friend Aluminum Foil Hat http://aluminumfoilhatsociety.com/
There once was a knight known as Rusty,
He squeaked when he moved and was musty.
"Oh Lord, thou doth stink"..
Screamed the Lady in pink,
And she fled on the horse she named Dusty.
Sir Frank Dicksee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Dicksee