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Tuesday 13 March 2012

Abandoned By A Woman Scorned


"It rained and it's rusted together" said Gawain a little flustered. "I can't move.Take my horse and go get some WD 40 and my angle grinder."
"Enough of  your excuses!" replied Gwendoline,"Do you really think I don't know why your 'Cedric' won't stand to attention? I've seen you with that pansy squire of yours. Let him save you. What kind of man wears armor to a seduction anyway. Thanks for the horse." 
Painting by Sir Frank Dicksee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Dicksee

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