Roderick Gets A Pleasant Surprise

Despite his initial misgivings, Roderick quite enjoyed his daughter's fairy party.

Inviting Grandpa For Supper

The cool thing about inviting Grandpa for supper was not having to wear any clothes.

Sex advice To Young Women In The Olden Days

NEVER agree to a three-way with Gerald "Hooter Shooter" Harvey. 

The Dangers Of Hitchhiking In The Olden Days

On days like this Buddy loved hitchhiking. The boys who gave him a ride seemed really friendly so when they asked him if he liked "anal" he said "yes" even though he had no idea what they were talking about. After all, why expose his small town origins and risk losing their friendship when they seemed so nice? He never thought to ask why they were in such a hurry to get to "the barn".

Fun At School In The Olden Days

Despite the unexpected death of two of the girls, Sister Boniface's calculus class  was lots of fun!

More Relationship Difficulties

The sod was barely settled on poor, dear Alfred's grave when Marietta had her eye out for husband number six. This time, she swore, the gloves would NEVER, under any circumstances, come off. 

Meanwhile, in a War Far From Home...

" Herr Commandant. I got you a pussy. Do you shtill vant me to bend over?"

It Wouldn't Have Happened In My Day

What happened when they let girls join the boy scouts! 

More Saucy Jane Austen Out Takes.

For a "man of the cloth" Mr Elton's mind was a total sewer! Often, on a sunday during the torturous endurance test of the Archbishop's sermons, he would picture himself, naked and clutching desperately to the naked and writhing body of none other than the heroine of our tale, the, ever wondrous and forever pure, Miss Emma Woodhouse, her naked body effectively protecting him from, the desperate cries of some dozen naked virgins, all screaming to be entered by the vicar's engorged tumescence. The vision was a disturbing at best, doublingly so as God must be watching and would doubtless make Elton pay on the day of judgement when all must come clean. To carelessly come even slightly during the archbishop's diatribe on the sermon on the mount  was in no way appropriate and was to be resisted at any cost! Oh the perils of  house keeping a pure mind! The more he struggled to keep it clean the more the images imposed themselves.

The Power Of Prayer

Sometimes Darryl's prayers were answered so quickly he would   kick himself in the head to make sure he wasn't dreaming 

An Otherwise Boring Party

Ivana had prepared herself for yet another boring family gathering when suddenly she had an idea. She found six donuts and managed to get her brothers to take turns as the "Stake" for a game of quoits.  Here, to the astonishment of her uncles and aunts, Ivana scores a six with brother Eric, and learns something new about his anatomy to boot!

Strange Tales

The boys thought they were the first until the Captain found what looked to be an ordinary, garden variety, fortune cookie. A fortune cookie on Mars? How on earth did it get there? It just didn't make sense. When he cracked it open his fortune was more than a little alarming! 

There wasn't just one alien. There were three! 

"OMG ALIENS!" yelled the aliens, running in fear from our intrepid team.

Blow Job, Simon Whittacker's Fault

Darryl was asked if he'd be interested in a blow job in the ladies bathroom. 

Jane Austen Out takes 3

Content in the belief that she had saved Harriet from a life of drudgery as the wife of the farmer, Mr. Martin , Emma drifted into a blissful and contented sleep. Harriet could barely contain a wry smile as she pretended to read while Mr Martin, hidden beneath her voluminous skirts, pleasured her love button with the skillful tongue acquired through a lifetime spent in animal husbandry. Unbeknownst to both Harriet and Martin was the preacher, Mr Knightly who, under Emma's voluminous skirts and having not the slightest clue as to the delights of the female anatomy, was paralytically and silently praying for any help he could get.

(Jane's editor thought this a bit uncalled for)

Great Product

This Works

I tried it on this photo. 

Internet Dating Fail

Until she met Fredrick Jemima thought she was open minded.

Other World Tips For Your Traveling Sales Team

Appropriate attire may make the difference between closing a deal and going hungry.  Saleswoman of the year, Ethyl Merriman, makes no wardrobe errors when selling air conditioning to the folks down in hell.
(From an idea by Larry Cooperman)










 

Larry Cooperman

Occupy Wall Street

"I think they want beer Ethyl." 

Entertainment Fail. Cecil and Mabel go to the Wrong Address

They didn't seem to be enjoying the performance so Cecil and Mabel switched to doing it "doggy style." 

Jesus Public Relations Fail

The first time Jesus rode into Jerusalem no one turned up. Even the apostles were too embarrassed so an emergency meeting was called.                                                                                    
‎"Where were you guys?"said Jesus angrily. "And where were the dudes with the palm fronds?"
 "Just take a look at yourself." Retorted Peter, "Where on Earth did you get that outfit? Babylon?"
    The following sunday, Jesus went back to his everyday, one-size-fits-all, sack cloth grunge wear and Palm Sunday was born. Jesus was, however, ahead of his time, preceding twentieth century super heros by nearly two thousand years!