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Friday, 21 October 2011

Have You Ever Wanted To Go Right Back?


Cedric was able to climb right in. Sometimes he would tremble so much with excitement that Sybil would joke that she no longer had to buy batteries.

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Harold Under the Influence.


Harold's latest ebay acquisition was beginning to have an unsavory influence over his previously impeccable character.

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Alfred's Triumph.


It was a truly wonderful day for Alfred! He was beginning to accept
 that his son really did shine out of his arse. 

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Thursday, 20 October 2011

The Trappings of Wealth


For the first time in his life Edgar could afford to fly business class.

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Sex And Violence in the Seedy World of Pumpkin Porn.


Patty had a passion for pumpkins. 


When young men came a courtin' they didn't stand a chance. 


Patty was a pumpkin pimp. The pumpkins made her rich by being really disgusting! 

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Monster Break



Frankenstein knew his rights under the monster award of 1890. Monsters were required to take two 15 min tea breaks and an hour for lunch each working day. Failure to adhere to this was seen as detrimental to one's health and likely to lead to lapses in concentration when abducting virgins and otherwise causing havoc and mayhem. Indeed, much of the damage done by monsters in the past has been attributed to such lapses as, on the whole, most monsters are sweet, amicable creatures.
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Monday, 17 October 2011

Xanadu 500


I'm not real sure but I think this is the work of John Haddock.

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Greg's Driving Advice


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Beware Of Penis Pills!


I'm thinking any post with penis in the title will attract the search engines thou I'm not sure the visitors I get will become followers. 

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Sunday, 16 October 2011

Timmy Tiptoes' Fine Contribution


"This bike sucks!" Timmy Tiptoes

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