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Saturday, 9 June 2012

Greg's Tips for Outdoor Sex

Check the pots.


In a Man's Hole

" I know. It's cool, right? I was thinking about getting it stitched closed, but I decided on a zipper instead. That way, I can store loose change and stuff in there ... " 
from my friend Aluminum Foil Hat


Sunday, 3 June 2012

The Queen Secretly Visits the Front Line

"Give it here you Moron!" yelled Her Majesty, "If you want something done right you still have to do it yourself!" 
photo thanks Lucas de Jong


A Post in Which I Finally Remember Where I Left My Bike

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