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Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Young Andrew Gets A Rare Case Of Take Away Leg

"Look on the bright side son! The other day I had a boy with cheeseburger testicles. He couldn't wear pants and the girls at school kept taking bites out of them. You're much luckier, and more nutritious!" 


Monday, 30 January 2012

Bits They Left out of The Bible

"Never wash your whites with your colors! " said Jesus to his flock with an air of revelation.


Sunday, 29 January 2012

Jesus Spends Some Quality Time With His Dad

"Hey Dad," said Jesus,"Do you think I should put these farting noises in the sermon on the mount?" 


Traditional Methods For Calming Children

Placate insane children the easy way with all new Scott's, valium enriched bread!

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