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Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Young Andrew Gets A Rare Case Of Take Away Leg


"Look on the bright side son! The other day I had a boy with cheeseburger testicles. He couldn't wear pants and the girls at school kept taking bites out of them. You're much luckier, and more nutritious!" 

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Monday, 30 January 2012

Bits They Left out of The Bible


"Never wash your whites with your colors! " said Jesus to his flock with an air of revelation.


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Sunday, 29 January 2012

Jesus Spends Some Quality Time With His Dad


"Hey Dad," said Jesus,"Do you think I should put these farting noises in the sermon on the mount?" 

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Traditional Methods For Calming Children


Placate insane children the easy way with all new Scott's, valium enriched bread!

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