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Thursday, 22 March 2012

Bits They Left Out Of The Bible. The Gospel Of Gerald Volume 1

We had a great party thanks to our mate Jesus. We only had seven little loaves and a few fishes but he managed to feed all 5,000 of us. His best trick though, was when he turned water into wine and we all got so totally plastered that nobody cared when he lost the frisbee. At least we thought so.


Jesus went to look again when Peter said, "He fed 5,000 with six fishes and a few loaves. Why couldn't he have made 5,000 frisbees before loosing our only one?'
"I agree!" said Judas with a sly grin. "He has already betrayed us!"

To be continued....

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