Welcome Earthlings and Others

Welcome to my blog. The text on this blog is original so please don't borrow it without asking me or adding an acknowledgement as to the source. Please, please, please, click the share buttons on anything as often as you like. Please, please, please leave a comment or become a follower. If you can think of an alternative caption leave it as a comment and, if I like it enough, I'll post it with a backlink to your blog. Enjoy.

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Rare and Hitherto Unknown Shakespeare Quotes

        "What fart through yonder window breaks?" 


  1. It makes me laugh. God help me, it makes me laugh. It's the girl who seems intrigued by it whilst the other recoils. "What is that horrible...Jenny, get away from the window!"
    "No mummy, it...it tastes of oak. So dreamy."

  2. Wow! I wish girls now adays acted that way towards farts!

  3. A fart is as offensive as a slap on the face, but at least a fart doesn't stink like a rotting corpse.


Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...