tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23652058926526763312024-03-12T18:03:54.998-07:00Greg Scott's Compendium of the Weird and Wonderful"All the world's a page, and all the men and women merely bloggers." - William ShakespeareGreg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.comBlogger370125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-45988074091856149712013-09-24T17:43:00.003-07:002013-09-24T17:43:53.705-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-68802659058539828632012-07-07T18:10:00.000-07:002012-07-07T18:10:09.441-07:00Trigger Discovers the Unpalatable Truth !<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Trigger was shocked! He had offspring everywhere! He'd always thought Dave was giving him the "horsey happy ending" because he loved him! </span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-45338149937710885182012-07-03T19:42:00.001-07:002012-07-03T19:42:47.651-07:00A Horse and his Hole<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Trigger loved his new hole. </span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-41325035764003710192012-06-29T05:26:00.001-07:002012-06-29T05:26:21.654-07:00Meanwhile Down on the Farm<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-1802632812411229382012-06-23T22:56:00.002-07:002012-06-23T22:56:41.201-07:00Suspicions CONFIRMED!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Gerald always suspected his wife had a lover, and now, finally, the scoundrel had left a clue! </span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-2210624313499708622012-06-20T00:24:00.000-07:002012-06-23T17:52:05.873-07:00Greg's Advice to Zookeepers<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Feeding seals during the mating season is fraught with difficulties. If approached by an amorous male keep your arse hole to the wall at all times. </span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-74087835378258252532012-06-12T17:22:00.002-07:002012-06-12T17:22:48.570-07:00Rare and Hitherto Unknown Shakespeare Quotes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> "What fart through yonder window breaks?" </span></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-58317155941203702032012-06-10T20:41:00.002-07:002012-06-10T20:41:25.600-07:00Meanwhile.... at the Monastery<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"No, no, no" Cried the Bishop, "I told you to PLUCK the chickens!"</span> </td></tr>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">From my friend Simon Whittaker</span></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-59343209362431689522012-06-09T17:31:00.000-07:002012-06-09T17:31:10.168-07:00Greg's Tips for Outdoor Sex<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-14697823106371072862012-06-09T17:05:00.000-07:002012-06-09T17:05:14.439-07:00In a Man's Hole<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">" I know. It's cool, right? I was thinking about getting it stitched closed, but I decided on a zipper instead. That way, I can store loose change and stuff in there ... " </span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">from my friend Aluminum Foil Hat</span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-81084786676520291392012-06-03T02:13:00.001-07:002012-06-07T18:23:45.233-07:00The Queen Secretly Visits the Front Line<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Give it here you Moron!" yelled Her Majesty, "If you want something done right you still have to do it yourself!" </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">photo thanks Lucas de Jong</span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-76201265496757682272012-06-03T01:10:00.001-07:002012-06-03T01:10:57.618-07:00A Post in Which I Finally Remember Where I Left My Bike<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-84033231975948026812012-06-01T00:18:00.000-07:002012-06-01T22:16:54.554-07:00Meanwhile...in Suburbia.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Our neighbor's meth lab had a terrible effect on our garden ornaments.</span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-80261328411759149012012-05-29T05:27:00.001-07:002012-05-29T05:27:34.950-07:00Uses For Your Recalcitrant Teenager<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-2776260842784693332012-05-29T02:00:00.000-07:002012-05-29T02:00:12.598-07:00Greg's Compendium of Rare and Unusual Shakespeare Quotes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Begone! Get thee to an apple house!" - William Shakespeare </span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-84598188073786931202012-05-28T18:05:00.000-07:002012-05-28T22:35:57.345-07:00Greg's Tips on raising Teenagers Part 3<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Randy young lads need to learn that juggling multiple girlfriends often leads to trouble.</span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-66978819636891297722012-05-28T00:25:00.000-07:002012-05-28T00:26:57.247-07:00Greg's Tips on Raising Teenagers Cont.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Sometimes a parent's firm guiding hand may be seen as an unwelcome intrusion. </span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-68007145986337098662012-05-27T19:48:00.000-07:002012-05-27T19:48:33.247-07:00Greg's Advice on Raising Teenagers<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Never give your teenager the car-keys . </span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-69596367253398401142012-05-25T18:58:00.000-07:002012-05-25T18:58:40.713-07:00Meanwhile, In The Woods<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Do you mind?"said the bear indignantly, "Us wildlife have to go too you know."</span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-64230391650125177772012-05-21T22:46:00.001-07:002012-05-21T22:46:58.990-07:00Child Rearing Tips From the Nineteen Fifties.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"I brought the kids some Valium." </span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-66520103304313800062012-05-21T20:18:00.000-07:002012-05-21T20:18:51.442-07:00Batman Learns the Horrible Truth<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Holy poo punchers Darth! So how long did you say Robin and Skywalker have been seeing each other?!" </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">from an idea from my friend Jim Parks</span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-22381012214377974262012-05-20T18:40:00.001-07:002012-05-20T18:43:14.046-07:00Penguin Flim Flam<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Welcome to Hawaii. The People of Hawaii would like to share their islands with you! The fresh, floral air energises you. The warm, tranquil waters refresh you. The breathtaking, natural beauty renews you. Look around. There’s no place on earth like Hawaii. Whether you're a new visitor or returning, our six unique islands offer distinct experiences that will entice any traveller. We warmly invite you to explore our islands and discover your ideal travel experience." Said Pip, desperately trying to convince the mob they hadn't been ripped off.</span></div>
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</div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-56211638908511970132012-05-12T20:21:00.001-07:002012-05-12T20:21:07.338-07:00Brilliance From My Friend Aluminum Foil Hat<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;"> </span><span class="commentBody" data-jsid="text"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://aluminumfoilhatsociety.com/">"Am I the catch of the day?" How droll your little pick-up lines are, madam ..."</a></span></span></span></td></tr>
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<a href="http://aluminumfoilhatsociety.com/">http://aluminumfoilhatsociety.com/</a></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-52279681192672785762012-05-07T00:27:00.000-07:002012-05-07T00:27:27.361-07:00Gerald's Birthday Present Fail<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"What am I supposed to do with this? Even with all your Morman mates I'll never get it through the front door!"</span></td></tr>
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<br /></div>Greg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2365205892652676331.post-82162611361263494072012-05-06T23:07:00.000-07:002012-05-11T22:56:56.116-07:00Not to be Missed! The United Arab Emirates' New Production of HMAS Pinafore<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Oh we sail the deep blue sea,<br />and our saucy ship's a beauty...</span>"</td></tr>
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