|"What's wrong?" said Gwendolyn in surprise.|
"It's this armor." squealed Gawain like a rat under a truck tyre."It's so tight I can't move! It locks up and my arms stick out like this when I get an erection."
"So much for the Atkins diet" replied Gwendolyn with a touch of sarcasm.
An idea from my friend Aluminum Foil Hat http://aluminumfoilhatsociety.com/
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Tuesday, 13 March 2012
There once was a knight known as Rusty,
He squeaked when he moved and was musty.
"Oh Lord, thou doth stink"..
Screamed the Lady in pink,
And she fled on the horse she named Dusty.
Sir Frank Dicksee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Dicksee