Cupid Denied

"No I'm not going to 'pull your finger!'" yelled Mary in exasperation, "Last time you did a jobbie on me!" 

High On Cherub Spray

"I want those f'ing cherubs gone before Joe gets home!" said Mary thinking this was the guy from the exterminator's, "And what is that stuff you're on? Is it poisonous? ARE YOU HIGH?" 
"You shall conceive a son!" said Gabriel from his cloud, "And you shall call him Jesus!"
"Oh right! And what's Joe going to think about this? You do know he's impotent? If you want to help out, just spray the f'ing cherubs and give Joe a hard on!"
"And another thing,"said Gabriel,"this isn't Cherub spray. It's a cloud. It gets me much higher than this!"