Old Time Hero of the chattering Classes

Cone-man, the librarian. 

Olden Day Barriers To Entry In A Male Dominated Workforce

As the brass section was traditionally men only, Marjory and Ethyl's audition required they submit to a small degree of humiliation.

Our Commander Makes The New Girls Feel Welcome

"At ease Ladies," Said Commander Hamilton with a degree of panache," You're all welcome to come round to my quarters after dinner for a tipple....... If you've got nothing on that is... "

Just Hanging Out

Gerald always answered his cell phone unless otherwise indisposed. 

Father Discovers The "Fountain Of Youth"

The bombers were overhead and we really didn't know whether we would survive this time. Mum and us kids were verging on hysterical.
"What can we do Father! We don't want to die!" we yelled in despair."HELP!"
"Well," said Dad, cool as a cucumber, "Where's my bucket list?" he scrabbled around and found a notebook under the bed, "It says here I've always wanted to learn the hula hoop. Who'll have a go with me?"
We were, of course, delighted so we grabbed our hoops and rushed off to the park.
 To this day hula hooping is a massive adrenalin rush for us all and a must for family gatherings. Father is 96 and has just published a book citing extreme hula hooping as the much sort after "fountain of youth."

Adult Sexual Literacy Being Taught To The Wehrmacht

‎"You see Heinrich," Said Gustave,"I told you that's how it's done. Pants off now! Your turn next!" 

Grandma's Accident

"GRANDMA! HAVE YOU GOT YOUR INCONTINENCE PANTS ON?" 

Selling Automobiles In The Olden Days By John Dudelsackpfeifer Varney

Automobiles became so popular that they set up vending machines on every corner. 

Wilbur Drops A Christmas Gift Hint

Wilbur was jealous of his brother George..... 

George's dinosaur was a total chick magnet.