Never Trust Cupid

"Hey! That's Mummy!" said Timothy with a voice like a soccer ball with a hole in it,"She just went out to walk the dog! And that's Mr Williamson, my headmaster! Why is he wearing that funny outfit and why is mummy naked? He's not a gynecologist.  Cupid! Have you been playing tricks?"
"Maybe....?" answered Cupid Sheepishly.
"And why am I naked? And why am I carrying this silly sink plunger with a fire in it?"
"You'll find out when we get to the Priory..."
Cupid sure was acting strange today. What ever he was up to Timothy was about to learn the hard way....

Gay Sex In The Olden Days

In our enlightened modern age, it's hard to believe that sex acts between two consenting men were once  frowned upon and were actually against the law. In Victorian times however,  gay men noticed that male monkeys could do whatever the hell they liked, and so men wishing to liaise would dress as monkeys and couple with impunity. Thus, in the 1880's it was not uncommon to see male monkeys walking  the high street arm in arm, perhaps carrying a parasol or walking the dog. It was also common to witness a pairs of coupling monkeys while picnicking with the family on sunday afternoon in any one of London's many parks. No one batted an eyelid. People merely enjoyed the spectacle and threw the occasional peanut.
 

Rover gets Serious

Rover had had enough. The neighbor's cat just had to go.