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Friday, 10 February 2012

What Really Happened on the Road to Damascus.


"Pull my finger!" said Jesus from his cloud on high. With trepidation Saul rode forward and pulled only to be nearly knocked from his mount as Jesus farted out an entire new religion. Saul was so embarrassed he changed his name to Paul and stopped hanging out with his Pharisee mates. To this very day, when some one says "pull my finger" people run for cover.

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3 comments:

  1. That is so sacriligeous! lol Glad I'm not standing next to you when the lightning strikes!

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  2. This is hilarious. I'd post this on Facebook but I'd be swamped by so much hate so fast. :P

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  3. Sacre-liscious!
    Like Sacre-bleu!
    or
    Saccharine-delicious.
    yummy

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