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Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Cupid Spits The Dummy


For cupid it was one of those light bulb moments. He was a teenager now and he'd had enough.  Stalking young couples in flagrante delicto and firing his arrows into their upturned bare arses was giving him a permanent and painful erection that was so bad he'd complained to the big guy himself who gave him a crappy old blue towel to drape over it for modesties sake, and a flippant "get over it" to fob him off. Moreover, when he finally found a hot young maiden and shot an arrow into her arse for himself, instead of falling in love with him, she'd taken one look at his protruding tumescence, and run shrieking to the local constabulary. He now had a restraining order against him and was subpoenaed to appear in court to answer to 'malicious wounding'. No! If God wanted love he could do the hard work himself! The light bulb in his mind exploded with magnificent retort, he snapped his bow a twain, and dropped his arrows into a convenient dumpster.

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7 comments:

  1. Greg, you have such a wonderful and humorous way with words, that it would great to have you write a full story based on the pictures that you post. :)

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  2. No, you idiot! You're supposed to shoot the arrows. With your bow. Dropping them is never going to work. (Moron.)

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  3. Thanks Lily. That was the general idea but I figure people have such a short attention span these days that it would be good to build followers with short one liners. Writing is the easy part, These days everyone's a writer, the hard thing is building readers. Slowly, slowly is my tack. Eventually I might be able to write a whole book!

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  4. You have such a great unagination, coupled with a hilarious sense of humor! Love your posts.

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  5. Greg:

    I just found your blog thanks to Best Posts of the Week, and I'm enjoying my visit. You're an interesting writer and I'm looking forward to more visits in the future. The Cupid story is hysterical. Stop by and visit me at Chubby Chatterbox sometime. I think we might have a lot in common.

    CC

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