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Sunday, 9 October 2011

Pussycat Lounge Advertising

More Brilliance from Aluminum Foil Hat.
Another day goes by as Gladys sits behind her secretarial desk, dressed in her slinkiest pussycat lounge costume, pining for the attention gentleman visitors lavish on the carboard cut-out of her 20 foot tall twin sister. This would all end today, though, because Gladys could stand the indignity no more. Her hand calmly reached into the center drawer and clutched the pack of matches that would ultimately end the reign of the cardboard harlot ... just then, Dick Darling, the Creative Director of the Pussycat Lounge Advertising Department whistled aloud and said, to no one in particular, "Boy, this girl is on FIRE!" Gladys smiled at Dick's unintended foreshadowing and decided, after she'd torched the garish cardboard bitch, she'd force out an enormous shit on Dick's desk blotter.http://aluminumfoilhatsociety.com/

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