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Sunday, 9 October 2011

Dolores's Dilemma

Dolores attended the ball dressed as a horse. Unfortunately deporting herself on all fours exposed her nether regions to public view. When the string from the tampon she was wearing attracted a peck from a young man dressed as a sparrow she'd had enough. For the sake of decorum she transformed herself into a woman, pretending to be a horse, pretending to be a kangaroo.

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