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Monday, 10 October 2011

Henry's First Date Goes Bad

 Henry was so overwhelmed by her tantalizing loveliness that he crashed his new Ford Capri with the turbo and the overhead cams. He was the first to admit that crashing on an uncharted planet on a first date was not a great start but she didn't have to urinate on him. What kind of girl pisses through her index finger anyway?

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