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Friday, 9 March 2012

Jane Austin's Emma Out Takes


'I lay it down as a general rule,"  Emma had said to Harriet some months previously," that if a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him. If she can hesitate as to "Yes," she ought to say "No" directly.'"
 She was most sure of this  at the time and definitely had no intentions towards Mr Knightly whom she considered a total dork. How was she to know then the intense erotic pleasure of the Knightly anal probe and the delightful ecstasy when he dubbed her the very pinnacle of probing delight.
"I've probed more than a thousand girls on this planet and never has woman's a rectum captivated me so!" said Knightly, unperturbed that his friends where heading back to the home galaxy without him.

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  1. And in the proud tradition of "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" comes "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Aliens vs. Predator" because we may be out of ideas.

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  2. Rectum? It practically destroyed 'em.

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