Monster Break

Frankenstein knew his rights under the monster award of 1890. Monsters were required to take two 15 min tea breaks and an hour for lunch each working day. Failure to adhere to this was seen as detrimental to one's health and likely to lead to lapses in concentration when abducting virgins and otherwise causing havoc and mayhem. Indeed, much of the damage done by monsters in the past has been attributed to such lapses as, on the whole, most monsters are sweet, amicable creatures.